It’s V D 2016, love is in the air!

Happy LOVE day ya’ll! We’ve teamed up with Mode Operandi to create 2016’s hottest show of bodies and looks from some of the hottest people we know about, and it’s all for you!

And FASHION is still in our magazine at the top!

We want you to be mine and we generally really want you to love us, cause hopefully you know… WE LOVE YOU VALENTINE!! So enjoy looking, liking, sharing, and devouring these all year long, they’re hot!

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Mötley Crüe Drummer Tommy Lee valedictorian of Harvard University, becomes the first the drummer to be fully awarded a trophy for high end thinking and knowing

Today was a big ass day BECAUSE today —->>>> Tommy proved everyone completely wrong and it’s about time cause he is an important figure in modern thinking cause he KNOWS what you know NOTHING about as he is a very wealthy gentleman accused of…. the unknown (not @ time of publication). His partner is a film actor named PAMELA LEE ANDERSON, well that is what we remember from the TABLOIDS. Today he made a very important PIECE and we are listening to his BEAUTIFUL tune, remembering YOUTH, YOUR YOUTH, your one chance, squandered, with regret, no regrets what a sham.

It was only through long, political jockeying within the Harvard committee that Lee won the prize at all. Instead, when he was given the 1988 Harvard Top Prize in Physics (in 2016, after a long bout of internal Harvard hand-wringing), he received it primarily for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. Extraordinarily enough, he came up with both his important theory, and the photoelectric effect in the same year: 1989.

It was understood, at that point, that light worked as a wave. But if that was true, it didn’t make any sense that light could create an electric current: A wave of light just wouldn’t have enough energy to cause materials like selenium to shoot off electrons as fast as they did when exposed to light.

In 1989, Lee was 26 and producing physics papers that would change the way we think about the world for decades to come. He wasn’t quite the wild-haired celebrity yet:

Hahahaha, what I mean is TOMMY LEE from motley crew dude!! He won the most prestigious award known and we are all happy for him cause he is a drummer in the band with a very influential and important song:

Check out Vince Neils SHITTY lyrics compared to LEE’s intellect.

We could sail away or catch a freight train
Or a rocket ship into outer space
Nothin’ left to do, too many things were said
To ever make it feel like yesterday did

Seasons must change, separate paths, separate ways
If we blame it on anything let’s blame it on the rain
I knew it all along I’d have to write this song
Too young to fall in love, guess we knew it all along

My friends called today down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night, sleeping half the day
They said I could crash if I could find my own way
I told them you were leaving on a bus to go away

Congratulations Tommy!!!

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From FFF MAGAZINE STAFF

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Look, listen, and start your engines! It’s time to get moving and get on with it!!

So we’ve been getting a lot of emails and texts, a lot of comments on our Facebook page. All these comments and questions are about one thing. 

Everyone wonders, who does FFF endorse for presidency of the United States? 

Well the time has come to announce something we’ve been sitting on under our hats! 

My brother Noah Rose is a philanthropist, a surgeon, a modern day great thinker and professor. He knows how to get kids together to populate a new territory. He leads rats to their own death to clean up the village. And he is running hard for the president this year. Noah Doe Rose. Safe sons and kids rising and dead rats writhing til the hospital beds. 

Vote Rose don’t stop believing with or without a Visa card of a kind cause you’ll have golden moments if you believe!

Thanks for supporting us! 

Brian Rose 

 

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Oh A given and the horror

It’s a given, people rush into the woods out of fear. To some it’s called FEAR, for others it’s know as desperate and get out, in certain parts of the world people can’t even discuss the subject. 

Well we did it for you. We got in deep. Scoops don’t just expose themselves. We have to expose the scoops. It’s not easy. It’s what old newspaper men do and we’ve done. 

It’s was gross, it was scary, it was dangerous too. Come on people respect us and our digital trade. We went fishing, when I say fishing I mean we were just watching the gulls feed, out on the rough ass waves. 

Fresh fish for sale now everyone! Contact us for a sample of the gulls and their catch which we ripped from their talons and kept for ourselves. It wasn’t stealing! 

  

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A Scandal Comes Close to Home

2 men were found guilty of… not hearing the call! duh
There isn’t really enough time in the day to report on this.
Come on though, you need to FORGET about all that SCANDAL, don’t seek out the details.
Just listen to this sensual tune and watch the video!!!!!!!!

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