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Oh wow nasty you are – TAPE

We are a fantastic magazine meant for these actual ages. We were the first to leak this freaky tape about haha lust and ewww haha. But seriously you sick fucks over at The Pornographic, you aren’t even alone right now!! nothing but “distain for” and “proud to announce”. Or maybe you are alone? Well you certainly are, in most all ways except the thumb sucking ones.

FFF Magazine was the first publication in a long line of hack publications to report about the use of the phrase “sorry not sorry”. And now it’s everywhere!! Seriously though, admit, you have heard that phrase!! It’s Sunday, not a good day to be reporting but this is big and it can’t wait.

We are just a group of old newspaper men. And THIS is our paper.

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Mötley Crüe Drummer Tommy Lee valedictorian of Harvard University, becomes the first the drummer to be fully awarded a trophy for high end thinking and knowing

Today was a big ass day BECAUSE today —->>>> Tommy proved everyone completely wrong and it’s about time cause he is an important figure in modern thinking cause he KNOWS what you know NOTHING about as he is a very wealthy gentleman accused of…. the unknown (not @ time of publication). His partner is a film actor named PAMELA LEE ANDERSON, well that is what we remember from the TABLOIDS. Today he made a very important PIECE and we are listening to his BEAUTIFUL tune, remembering YOUTH, YOUR YOUTH, your one chance, squandered, with regret, no regrets what a sham.

It was only through long, political jockeying within the Harvard committee that Lee won the prize at all. Instead, when he was given the 1988 Harvard Top Prize in Physics (in 2016, after a long bout of internal Harvard hand-wringing), he received it primarily for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. Extraordinarily enough, he came up with both his important theory, and the photoelectric effect in the same year: 1989.

It was understood, at that point, that light worked as a wave. But if that was true, it didn’t make any sense that light could create an electric current: A wave of light just wouldn’t have enough energy to cause materials like selenium to shoot off electrons as fast as they did when exposed to light.

In 1989, Lee was 26 and producing physics papers that would change the way we think about the world for decades to come. He wasn’t quite the wild-haired celebrity yet:

Hahahaha, what I mean is TOMMY LEE from motley crew dude!! He won the most prestigious award known and we are all happy for him cause he is a drummer in the band with a very influential and important song:

Check out Vince Neils SHITTY lyrics compared to LEE’s intellect.

We could sail away or catch a freight train
Or a rocket ship into outer space
Nothin’ left to do, too many things were said
To ever make it feel like yesterday did

Seasons must change, separate paths, separate ways
If we blame it on anything let’s blame it on the rain
I knew it all along I’d have to write this song
Too young to fall in love, guess we knew it all along

My friends called today down from L.A.
They were shooting pool all night, sleeping half the day
They said I could crash if I could find my own way
I told them you were leaving on a bus to go away

Congratulations Tommy!!!

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From FFF MAGAZINE STAFF

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JOINT PARTY

999 Cresant Street
Richmond, Va
April 5, 2014

Joint PARTY for birthdays
Anne Lee Jones and Dr. Brian Rose (prev. Dr. Valentine)
Invite you to a PARTY of the century.

All DAY LONG and into the night, as long as you have time to come.

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What’s The Function Of Fashion Magazine?

“This has saved relatively a few the woman’s time which they use to commit inside the attractiveness saloon for constitute and all.”

Because the fashion is synonymous using the female, the marketplace has long been flood using the female fashion magazine. The female fashion magazine marketplace was totally untapped and using the foray of fashion magazine on female a producer new wave of style transpired inside the culture also it has brought the see alter inside the style planet of lady and newspaper institution has also savor a producer new report of sale.

Fashion magazines often aim at providing a glimpse at what is currently trendy in the fashion industry. These trends are usually extremely expensive. Following fashion can allow the readers to imitate it with in their own budget. Certain elements of fashion trends can be captures for less money. Earlier females take place throughout it difficult to go in for residence developed attractiveness suggestions but now these periodicals have significantly aided female to create utilization of the homely attractiveness suggestions to enhance their attractiveness and that as well in the affordable rate. This has saved relatively a few the woman’s time which they use to commit inside the attractiveness saloon for constitute and all.

But what every one of these fashion magazines include which has created it these kinds of a grandeur accomplishment within the powerful preserve of most women world. it is about every thing linked to some woman. From attractiveness idea to seem attractive, to health and fitness idea that assists them to preserve their shape, to nicely being linked query which help a excellent nicely being for them for simply the most latest style within the market.

These magazines can be useful in many different ways. From make up and beauty hints, work out routines to relationship advise, all these can be found in most magazines. Being devoted to the entire person and not just what they are wearing is the basis of most of them. The advantage a woman has got through these magazines the opportunities available in the market regarding the fashion has been brought to the door steps of a woman. They have become more aware and fashion conscious by reading these magazines.

 

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