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Look, listen, and start your engines! It’s time to get moving and get on with it!!

So we’ve been getting a lot of emails and texts, a lot of comments on our Facebook page. All these comments and questions are about one thing. 

Everyone wonders, who does FFF endorse for presidency of the United States? 

Well the time has come to announce something we’ve been sitting on under our hats! 

My brother Noah Rose is a philanthropist, a surgeon, a modern day great thinker and professor. He knows how to get kids together to populate a new territory. He leads rats to their own death to clean up the village. And he is running hard for the president this year. Noah Doe Rose. Safe sons and kids rising and dead rats writhing til the hospital beds. 

Vote Rose don’t stop believing with or without a Visa card of a kind cause you’ll have golden moments if you believe!

Thanks for supporting us! 

Brian Rose 

 

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Oh A given and the horror

It’s a given, people rush into the woods out of fear. To some it’s called FEAR, for others it’s know as desperate and get out, in certain parts of the world people can’t even discuss the subject. 

Well we did it for you. We got in deep. Scoops don’t just expose themselves. We have to expose the scoops. It’s not easy. It’s what old newspaper men do and we’ve done. 

It’s was gross, it was scary, it was dangerous too. Come on people respect us and our digital trade. We went fishing, when I say fishing I mean we were just watching the gulls feed, out on the rough ass waves. 

Fresh fish for sale now everyone! Contact us for a sample of the gulls and their catch which we ripped from their talons and kept for ourselves. It wasn’t stealing! 

  

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A Scandal Comes Close to Home

2 men were found guilty of… not hearing the call! duh
There isn’t really enough time in the day to report on this.
Come on though, you need to FORGET about all that SCANDAL, don’t seek out the details.
Just listen to this sensual tune and watch the video!!!!!!!!

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Do you want to have some? How about some…

…MORE!!!!!!!!!!!?

Well most people feel that way, just like you do.
Most people feel so deeply the desire that they can barely contain what they feel, they spread it out all day long and sit and speak with tongue blood in the back of their throats, but words do come through.

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And neither the fuck can you… we mean, you can’t contain your excitement and lustful feeling of NEED. We’ve been watching the numbers. And we have our fingers on the pulses. Your NEED is nasty and natural and you go on and on needing until the last thing you say. It’s about right, no wait……..

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it’s PERFECT!!!!!

Need on, remain in these states, its all we can guarantee, this NEW magazine, to be in store for you, for all your time. It’s out of a respect & actual real love for our readers that we even come to say this stuff.

So in the end, it’s crystal clear as can be… we all need to take a moment and concentrate as one hive mind, on a unified vision of one single dream.

 

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It’s a Happy Brand New Year!!! But YOU, How ready are you for your demise & your then Death? How is this day gonna have gone really, when you lay your head down some place to sleep tonight?

Trust us, You are not at all ready! A new study from the Minnesota School says: you’re almost certainly still holding on with a grasp and hoping hard for the deepest turn of the screw, you’re feeling pretty positive and still hopeful these days, and this study concludes: we’ve noticed!!

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But the questions do remain: What do you have planned really? What is today looking like now, or better yet… what is the WHOLE LIFE gonna be (realistically), how have you been living (last few years)? What are your 7 habits? Where have you been even sleeping fucker and what do you even dream about during that time, or are you even dreaming??!?? Or are you having only nightmares?!!!?!

Are your nightmares about a disgusting face or an erotic event in which YOU take part? Gross. Are they now about being held tight or holding someone loosely? About loss, feeling so very lost, or is it TOO MUCH GAIN this time? Stop dreaming NOW, wake up though, cause listen we all know there is absolutely a crisis on our hands, yeah you know we’re living a life sized NIGHTMARE, right??!!

Have you ever noticed stuff about average guys though? Average fuck faces? Have you ever wanted MORE than boring ass stuff you saw? Have you ever even taken a moment to check on something? Like really check it???Go ahead, check on it now, NOW!

Contact us and tell us what you found when you checked!!

 

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