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TODAYS HOROSCOPE

Some people appear to have everything, you want that. Some people you see held on tight to the ship’s rail when the massive wave hit, desperately and for dear life.

It’s not for the lack of saying but it’s a wish list and seriously for this you pay dearly OR you may maxxx out its flowing through the tight gates, smack dab up onto and into your stash of hard gold.

Today is a day like that though, today’s a special day of our celebration in the worldwide community because face it we worship the mysterious hole. Today is the day we venture to the hole and seek relief, we will stare into the hole and throw into the hole, we’ll shout at the hole and imagine what creature, event, or process made the hole, and what made us every last one.

It’s an important day to celebrate, a joyful day, come on remember there’s a song with your name in it and today is one of the days you sing that and we’ll sing along with you at the very top of our lungs.

Listen and see the words written here, your infinite wisdom and smoking body are erotic and tangential, just think you’ve been cured of nearly everything under the sun as yet.

I get it, it’s difficult to see the rays of hot lightning streaming out of your own beating breast heart because the brightness is blinding, admit it, but come on gaze toward the light, let it burn on your vision, let it render you blind, your very own burning sensation.

Choose your weapon, choose your visage, an outfit too, choose wisely and ASAP. GO FORTH, forge on, live now, and forever -> as the dogs lay sleeping back in the hole, you roam on the plains and violently murder your dinner as is your way and then to dine with stars, periodic table elements, peaks and for dessert valleys and the infinite rivers of blood that flow deep underground. Now DIG, DIG!! Find the liquid gold way down underneath and bring it to the surface. Feed off of it and spread it around!!

Daniel Day Lewis, NA NA NA NA, You sir R becoming the star we were once waiting for, but please sir, GET OFF THE STAGE of film! Have you no feelings to draw inspiration from!?? This author salutes you

I am live tweeting this post as I type it. I am watching gang of new york on my phone and the other one is on the tv, my left foot. OH WAIT last of the mohicans??!??! COME ON?! Lewis, day lewis?

I see you as an actor of great stature and I need you to continue to play characters live on the film!
But his relationship with these two actresses is so interesting and their friendships are fantastic!

We celebrate each other, bind ourselves internal joinery, to one another, fused and welded and melted like in a pan, but also WHEN YOU ARE READY come get this opened invitation to your own death squad. What is your weapon of choice?

Brian Dashel Rose Mcgowan

A Scandal Comes Close to Home

2 men were found guilty of… not hearing the call! duh
There isn’t really enough time in the day to report on this.
Come on though, you need to FORGET about all that SCANDAL, don’t seek out the details.
Just listen to this sensual tune and watch the video!!!!!!!!

It’s a Happy Brand New Year!!! But YOU, How ready are you for your demise & your then Death? How is this day gonna have gone really, when you lay your head down some place to sleep tonight?

Trust us, You are not at all ready! A new study from the Minnesota School says: you’re almost certainly still holding on with a grasp and hoping hard for the deepest turn of the screw, you’re feeling pretty positive and still hopeful these days, and this study concludes: we’ve noticed!!

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But the questions do remain: What do you have planned really? What is today looking like now, or better yet… what is the WHOLE LIFE gonna be (realistically), how have you been living (last few years)? What are your 7 habits? Where have you been even sleeping fucker and what do you even dream about during that time, or are you even dreaming??!?? Or are you having only nightmares?!!!?!

Are your nightmares about a disgusting face or an erotic event in which YOU take part? Gross. Are they now about being held tight or holding someone loosely? About loss, feeling so very lost, or is it TOO MUCH GAIN this time? Stop dreaming NOW, wake up though, cause listen we all know there is absolutely a crisis on our hands, yeah you know we’re living a life sized NIGHTMARE, right??!!

Have you ever noticed stuff about average guys though? Average fuck faces? Have you ever wanted MORE than boring ass stuff you saw? Have you ever even taken a moment to check on something? Like really check it???Go ahead, check on it now, NOW!

Contact us and tell us what you found when you checked!!