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Your Meal Has Been Prepared and It’s Time 2 Dine!

“I can’t be near you, the light just radiates.”

When you perish, the moment all goes dark blank, and blood covered angels float in to sing sweet lullaby in your deaf ears as blood gushes out of your eyes slo mo and mouth dries up and your heart pounds then explodes a lil and everyone standing in the room, that cared for you, liked you a little, realizes you’re disappearing and they’re not but that they’ll continue in the conscious material world but you’ll not be there, that’s the moment this article is about!!

It’s insane, no wild, just absurd I suppose, to imagine that the angels will sing anything other than the song Malibu, NO NOT THAT ONE! hahahaha, alright alright, FOR YOU I’ll paste both and you can compare on a as needed basis.

This author for one plans to be there for that glorious moment and to never leave!! You glorious and nasty important waste of space!

BRIAN

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Look, listen, and start your engines! It’s time to get moving and get on with it!!

So we’ve been getting a lot of emails and texts, a lot of comments on our Facebook page. All these comments and questions are about one thing. 

Everyone wonders, who does FFF endorse for presidency of the United States? 

Well the time has come to announce something we’ve been sitting on under our hats! 

My brother Noah Rose is a philanthropist, a surgeon, a modern day great thinker and professor. He knows how to get kids together to populate a new territory. He leads rats to their own death to clean up the village. And he is running hard for the president this year. Noah Doe Rose. Safe sons and kids rising and dead rats writhing til the hospital beds. 

Vote Rose don’t stop believing with or without a Visa card of a kind cause you’ll have golden moments if you believe!

Thanks for supporting us! 

Brian Rose 

 

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Oh A given and the horror

It’s a given, people rush into the woods out of fear. To some it’s called FEAR, for others it’s know as desperate and get out, in certain parts of the world people can’t even discuss the subject. 

Well we did it for you. We got in deep. Scoops don’t just expose themselves. We have to expose the scoops. It’s not easy. It’s what old newspaper men do and we’ve done. 

It’s was gross, it was scary, it was dangerous too. Come on people respect us and our digital trade. We went fishing, when I say fishing I mean we were just watching the gulls feed, out on the rough ass waves. 

Fresh fish for sale now everyone! Contact us for a sample of the gulls and their catch which we ripped from their talons and kept for ourselves. It wasn’t stealing! 

  

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A Scandal Comes Close to Home

2 men were found guilty of… not hearing the call! duh
There isn’t really enough time in the day to report on this.
Come on though, you need to FORGET about all that SCANDAL, don’t seek out the details.
Just listen to this sensual tune and watch the video!!!!!!!!

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Do you want to have some? How about some…

…MORE!!!!!!!!!!!?

Well most people feel that way, just like you do.
Most people feel so deeply the desire that they can barely contain what they feel, they spread it out all day long and sit and speak with tongue blood in the back of their throats, but words do come through.

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And neither the fuck can you… we mean, you can’t contain your excitement and lustful feeling of NEED. We’ve been watching the numbers. And we have our fingers on the pulses. Your NEED is nasty and natural and you go on and on needing until the last thing you say. It’s about right, no wait……..

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it’s PERFECT!!!!!

Need on, remain in these states, its all we can guarantee, this NEW magazine, to be in store for you, for all your time. It’s out of a respect & actual real love for our readers that we even come to say this stuff.

So in the end, it’s crystal clear as can be… we all need to take a moment and concentrate as one hive mind, on a unified vision of one single dream.

 

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