It’s Not Everyday Except 2Day


Some people appear to have everything, you want that. Some people you see held on tight to the ship’s rail when the massive wave hit, desperately and for dear life.

It’s not for the lack of saying but it’s a wish list and seriously for this you pay dearly OR you may maxxx out its flowing through the tight gates, smack dab up onto and into your stash of hard gold.

Today is a day like that though, today’s a special day of our celebration in the worldwide community because face it we worship the mysterious hole. Today is the day we venture to the hole and seek relief, we will stare into the hole and throw into the hole, we’ll shout at the hole and imagine what creature, event, or process made the hole, and what made us every last one.

It’s an important day to celebrate, a joyful day, come on remember there’s a song with your name in it and today is one of the days you sing that and we’ll sing along with you at the very top of our lungs.

Listen and see the words written here, your infinite wisdom and smoking body are erotic and tangential, just think you’ve been cured of nearly everything under the sun as yet.

I get it, it’s difficult to see the rays of hot lightning streaming out of your own beating breast heart because the brightness is blinding, admit it, but come on gaze toward the light, let it burn on your vision, let it render you blind, your very own burning sensation.

Choose your weapon, choose your visage, an outfit too, choose wisely and ASAP. GO FORTH, forge on, live now, and forever -> as the dogs lay sleeping back in the hole, you roam on the plains and violently murder your dinner as is your way and then to dine with stars, periodic table elements, peaks and for dessert valleys and the infinite rivers of blood that flow deep underground. Now DIG, DIG!! Find the liquid gold way down underneath and bring it to the surface. Feed off of it and spread it around!!

Daniel Day Lewis, NA NA NA NA, You sir R becoming the star we were once waiting for, but please sir, GET OFF THE STAGE of film! Have you no feelings to draw inspiration from!?? This author salutes you

I am live tweeting this post as I type it. I am watching gang of new york on my phone and the other one is on the tv, my left foot. OH WAIT last of the mohicans??!??! COME ON?! Lewis, day lewis?

I see you as an actor of great stature and I need you to continue to play characters live on the film!
But his relationship with these two actresses is so interesting and their friendships are fantastic!

We celebrate each other, bind ourselves internal joinery, to one another, fused and welded and melted like in a pan, but also WHEN YOU ARE READY come get this opened invitation to your own death squad. What is your weapon of choice?

Brian Dashel Rose Mcgowan

It’s a Happy Brand New Year!!! But YOU, How ready are you for your demise & your then Death? How is this day gonna have gone really, when you lay your head down some place to sleep tonight?

Trust us, You are not at all ready! A new study from the Minnesota School says: you’re almost certainly still holding on with a grasp and hoping hard for the deepest turn of the screw, you’re feeling pretty positive and still hopeful these days, and this study concludes: we’ve noticed!!

But the questions do remain: What do you have planned really? What is today looking like now, or better yet… what is the WHOLE LIFE gonna be (realistically), how have you been living (last few years)? What are your 7 habits? Where have you been even sleeping fucker and what do you even dream about during that time, or are you even dreaming??!?? Or are you having only nightmares?!!!?!

Are your nightmares about a disgusting face or an erotic event in which YOU take part? Gross. Are they now about being held tight or holding someone loosely? About loss, feeling so very lost, or is it TOO MUCH GAIN this time? Stop dreaming NOW, wake up though, cause listen we all know there is absolutely a crisis on our hands, yeah you know we’re living a life sized NIGHTMARE, right??!!

Have you ever noticed stuff about average guys though? Average fuck faces? Have you ever wanted MORE than boring ass stuff you saw? Have you ever even taken a moment to check on something? Like really check it???Go ahead, check on it now, NOW!

Contact us and tell us what you found when you checked!!


HOROSCOPES!!! Ramona’s take on yr fate.

Aries (March 21-April 19) When Pan, god of the wild, was born his mother ran screaming at the sight of the half goat infant.  His elders and peers thought that he was so damn funny looking they practically gave him an award.  It was not fair that he had to pick humility over pure honest love, but sometimes dear Aries we find strength and courage in even the deepest wounds, and then make it our own.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) Have you ever heard of a cheeta blaster?  I had the highest of hopes of what a cheeta blaster could be, then when told it was an instrument that blew up a tire onto a wheel frame, I became bummed at the world’s practicality.  Nothing is wrong with being practical, it’s what keeps our feet on the ground, but sometimes when one foot after the other isn’t enough we need to make giant mountains out of mole hills just to survive.  I urge you, when the days follow the tune to tightly, just take a look at the old can opener, and give it the name “tornado extruder”, it could make all the difference.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) If you want to eat a shark for dinner that is less than 3 feet long, knock it out and stuff an oar down its throat, but don’t’ deem it safe for eating until its head is removed.  You, Gemini, are a true survivor when entering a new enviroment, but remember to cut the head off before you let your gaurd down.  Its not only for your own safelty but everyone else around.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) In the grand scheme of things, knowing what you want is only half of getting it. The path to achieving your goals is an upward climb that requires you to break in new boots and endure sudden thunderstorms.  You, my dear Cancer, are adept at knowing where you are going, just be sure that you are prepared for any unforeseen inclement weather that may be brewing up ahead.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22) Two major appliances will die this month.  One will be irreplaceable, the other one you only bring out when a certain crowd is around.  No matter how many toys you have, Leo, you will always impress your friends.  Take time, in the coming days, to set aside the need for veneration and give your self time to reflect on losses that can’t be found again.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) Of course don’t put all of your eggs in one basket, but don’t scatter them to far either.  Sooner or later you will forget that red one under the rose bush, you’ll follow that stink to the edge of the garden only to watch it being devoured by squirrels. Keep your eyes peeled on the goods, otherwise your misplaced eggs will be forgotten.
Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22) Dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash, dot-dot-dot is morse code for SOS (save our souls), however dot-dot-dot, dash-dash-dash, dot-dash-dot-dot, is morse code for SOL (shit out of luck).  It is a great trait to be as easygoing as you are but be aware that not everyone around you can go through life with such ease and forgiveness. Your subtle mistakes could translate into you waiting for the rescue boat for quite some time.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov. 21)  If you want to ask a real stumper of a question don’t already know the answer.  There is nothing for a know it all to gain but the disdain of those around them. You have a thick three ring binder full of blood felt knowledge but its worthless to reread it if you aren’t getting new information out of it.  Its time to start with a fresh piece of paper.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) Would you follow your dreams to the ends of the earth or would you take your dreams for a long walk off a short pier?  Its not your ambitions that succeeds you Sagittarius, but your ruthlessness.  Treat your dreams like a brand new puppy: feed it, pet it, love it. If you keep dragging it behind you will become nothing but a negligent dog walker.
Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19) We all know that goats can stand on a ledge the size of a tightrope.  A girl told me the other day that “at any rate in the future the smallest kind of goat may be in outer space.”  I have no idea what that means, but its hard to imagine such a ridged animal floating down the Milky Way, however that image is truly uplifting.  Let yourself go capricorn, we all know what your capable of.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) – Sometimes friendships can start off like molasses but end up like warm honey.  The steady change from cold to warm is as natural as the sun rising from morning fog to noonday heat.  Some people may be unaccustomed to the delicate process, but don’t take that as a reason to leave.  It’s important to allow the natural world to unfold in it’s own time without your interference.  Further, it is equally if not more important that you take time to experience how that process unfolds.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Fairy tales encourage us of the possibility that there is true happiness to be found in the world. Sleeping Beauty fell victim to the witch’s curse but was released when the hansom prince slayed the witch turned dragon.  Hansel and Gretel outsmarted the witch and found their way home again.  Use these stories as motivation, Pisces.  When you show your dedication and heartfelt devotion to pursuing what you know to be right you too will live happily ever after.