Brian Rose, FFF founder, important business entrepreneur and controversial gentleman, has died at the age of the big 4-0.

It is with great sadness and woe that FFF Magazine¬†ūüôā announces today, the death of our most glorious magnanimous CEO leader, Brian Dashel Allen Rose, son of D.A. Rose, assistant district attorney P.I.

Brian perished fully brutally and died Tuesday, December 4, 2018 at his home in Glastonbury, of a massive explosion and lust.

Rose rose to power in the early 2000s as an early investor and dedicated family guy.

In the last year he’s been in the limelight also famous uncontrollably uncomfortably facing his worst fears and nightmares as Char Ming, his beautiful pet well fed soft horse with a big ol horse butt, and honestly the horse love of his human being life, died in his arms on the outskirts of town earlier A not OK corral.

Rose grew up in Connecticut, the son of Assistant Attorney General D. A. Rose (born Dire Rose) and pilot mind bender Jessica Sodo Flewno.

Brian graduated from Harvard in 2006 at the top of his class, having studied investment law.

He became a billionaire at the age of  21 when he discovered a rare and quite flexible stone known as Lartz Miraz, used as the principal material in the construction of many of the bridges and tunnels used in our time today, ones you have been on at least once prolly.

Rose was the first CEO in the whole world to receive the medal of joy as part of the president Obama’s program “Endless Boundless Brigadiers “.

Rose’s last will is clear and it’s meaning cannot be misunderstood: “FFF Magazine is to become the most important magazine of all time and to cause such disruption in human history as to be so kick ass and fantastic, that no one won’t notice and that’s so important. My sons Blobby, Whip, and Erekt and my daughters Sloan, Mell, Gall, and Ghost will take over all my properties and killer business opportunities, of which FFF Magazine is my favorite and most profitable.”

We love you Brian, we love you so deeply it pains the FFF Magazine staff that you are now so very dead but also we take comfort in your words, wisdom, and hope you’re in a better far off place like heaven or hell forever enjoying glass and desserts with heated up frozen fruit, watching the tv shows you like and honestly Brian, like you often said “tada”!

You were a great little kid and child, a great teen, perfect 10, a great 20 something, a fantastic CEO and editor and owner, and a good dad and you loved Char Ming!!! It’s okay to go Brian cause honestly? We love you and always will!

XOXO <3
You son and best friend, Blobby Rose.

It’s Never Too Late

Until, theres actually no more time for you to fix, do, apologize, forgive!

You have brutally FUCKED up, massively I know. Most of your choices, all of them, have led you, you find yourself, to/in a spot you hate resent and but you can’t seem to help but to blame haha them, oh so many brutal nast forces and creatures of AKA wrong doing, because, like let’s face it OKAY lady or man, blaming yourself was, still is as ever was, exhausting and quite confusing.

But read what I say here because it’s important for you specifically, it’s relevant, it’s ready and dire, time and it’s here because there’s only one time a day when the things you ordered or that were prepared for you arrive at your basic doorstep (mail basically).

Go collect them now, rip into them, they’re what you get cause now, count your packages, there are many!

5 Things everyone should do cause: It’s a special day in your life, and we’re here too to celebrate with you! Celebrate with us though, let’s get very busy!

1. Let yourself go? LET YOURSELF go! Let it all go and be so that when you’re ready to truly fully dissolve in the woods there’s like no ghost hanging around wondering “Where or who exactly should I begin to haunt now that the mortal coil is decomposing over there, visible to my ghost dead eyes?!”

2. Write yourself a song. No really, Duh like no one’s watching, no one is!

3. Listen to your heart and…. invest in release. The stethoscope is picking up transmissions from your previous self and you’re heading to jail punk ass!

4. Lawyer up, seriously though, and delete that, they are going to make your life more difficult but you will be protected and you will have a family again in the form of paid advocates!!

5. Ask her, do it! Ask her what you wanted to ask!!!

It’s Not Everyday Except 2Day

TODAYS HOROSCOPE

Some people appear to have everything, you want that. Some people you see held on tight to the ship’s rail when the massive wave hit, desperately and for dear life.

It’s not for the lack of saying but it’s a wish list and seriously for this you pay dearly OR you may maxxx out its flowing through the tight gates, smack dab up onto and into your stash of hard gold.

Today is a day like that though, today’s a special day of our celebration in the worldwide community because face it we worship the mysterious hole. Today is the day we venture to the hole and seek relief, we will stare into the hole and throw into the hole, we’ll shout at the hole and imagine what creature, event, or process made the hole, and what made us every last one.

It’s an important day to celebrate, a joyful day, come on remember there’s a song with your name in it and today is one of the days you sing that and we’ll sing along with you at the very top of our lungs.

Listen and see the words written here, your infinite wisdom and smoking body are erotic and tangential, just think you’ve been cured of nearly everything under the sun as yet.

I get it, it’s difficult to see the rays of hot lightning streaming out of your own beating breast heart because the brightness is blinding, admit it, but come on gaze toward the light, let it burn on your vision, let it render you blind, your very own burning sensation.

Choose your weapon, choose your visage, an outfit too, choose wisely and ASAP. GO FORTH, forge on, live now, and forever -> as the dogs lay sleeping back in the hole, you roam on the plains and violently murder your dinner as is your way and then to dine with stars, periodic table elements, peaks and for dessert valleys and the infinite rivers of blood that flow deep underground. Now DIG, DIG!! Find the liquid gold way down underneath and bring it to the surface. Feed off of it and spread it around!!

My God, Bless You

The Jungle Book, the need for a lucky find, the rat’s next in your behind mind. The polar warning, the pose of fervor and in your race to the top of the passionate mountainous region, you slip up, and knock unconscious and fade away haha.

This is virtually impossible, this is the most infected aspect of the discussion, and WE ARE NOT having this discussion. Discussion over. I have heard all I need to hear from the likes of you and your rotten fridge full.

It’s grotesque, no… sassy. No no, not the word… it’s… offensive, in fact wrong, that you would consider, even for an instant, in the face of the very thing that has kept you at bay, kept you away from him, all this time, wow I feel bad for you, and YET, I feel nothing, not even in my time of need.

You were in the process of emptying and at that moment a line in the sand was drawn and blood was, from a bag of hot rotten blood, poured into the moat AKA line in the sand but because of the heat and DRYNESS of the sand… immediately dried and was just DNA in lil rocks AKA sand, aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand,¬†aka lil rocks, aka sand.

Haha grosssss!!

Listen FFF is pleased to announce this is the first new article for the new writer: Passionate M Brace. She is an important author and full of important and meaningful things to say. I, for one, am SUPER happy to have her on staff, infecting the magazine with her words and ideas and hopefully this infection is gonna spread!!!

KICK ASS WRITING

hehe looks like it’s already spreading ūüôā
Looks like FFF caught something, a super virus known as high quality journalism, we fell ill, like we are going to throw up and expose something horrifying, a gross injustice, a sick fuck, a sick move, a dick move, a sickly and near death creature that has lived in a cage its entire life. You call yourself a hero just before bed and your heoric nature is well documented but in the next issue of FFF, we will expose the results of the investigation and be warned, it is not a good feeling when the whole world is watching and you are not confident in your looks.

Your looks give you pause and you are horrified by your ugliness MEANWHILE no one even cares about you so it’s all good hahahahaha. GO TO THE DOCTOR FFF, get a cure for the sugar fantasy, its’ like, fantastic, aka chicken breast meat!

BI LINE
Brian AKA Rose